Showing posts with label Rants. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rants. Show all posts

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Shuunya's One Year reminded me of my own post a year ago. This is what I had written...

I know what's going to happen after today..

1. There will be widespread condemnation of the terror attack on Mumbai. Everyone from Aso to Zardari would speak in the same language.

2. The Indian government would vow strict action against those responsible and promise to bring more changes.

3. Opposition parties would take the government to the cleaners. LK Advani would cry his hoarse throat worse by saying we told you so...

4. With the ATS bosses gone - The Malegaon case would now soon slip into oblivion

5. Since the perpetrators of the Mumbai attack were apparently Muslim Jihadis, the Thackreys and Togadias of the world would find more ammo to fuel their rabid, radical, anti-Muslim Hindutva.

6. The news channels, specially Barkha Dutt will have another field day(s) and later thump their chests for bringing the maximum number of exclusives.

7. Three days later when the people are back on the streets, the 'indomitable spirit of Mumbai' will make headlines again

8. The ISI, LET and the underworld, along with Al-Qaeda will be the prime suspects

9. All of us will shake our heads, check with our friends and relatives in Mumbai for their safety and then move on

10. There will be another date to remember 26/11"


With the thankful exclusion of point #10... everything else happened just the way I said. Maybe I should become a soothsayer now and make lots of money predicting stuff one of the stupid news channels. Or maybe the situation these days is such, that even a nitwit like me knows what'll happen next. So I just grin, bear it and hope that the next bomb doesn't kill me or anyone I love.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Nuclear Winter

Having seen death, destruction and many other forms of monstrosities invented by man, I thought there wasn't much left which would move me to tears. But then I came across this bit of photojournalism from Kazakhstan. Images from towns and villages situated on the fringes of a former Soviet nuclear testing site. Simple folk, with virtually no understanding of the horrors being wreaked on their doorstep, they watched silently as nearly 500 nukes were exploded - and they being given no warning, no protection, not even simple education about what may follow.

The Soviets are long gone, and so are the nukes. But they have left behind things worse than death. Boston Globe's Big Picture this week covers the legacy the Soviets have left behind them in Semipalatinsk, Kazakhstan.

This might just happen to us as well.

Friday, July 17, 2009

In thin air.... update

Last month, I'd written a post about problem's India's Air Force is facing due to a high rate of crashes as well as delays in the induction of the LCA. Here is an update on the same which underlines my point

I'd written...

"The programme was conceived in 1983 with the aim to have an indigenous aircraft to replace the 'aging' Mig-21 which were the backbone of the Indian Air Force and were nearly 15 years old then. Today, 26 years later - the LCA is yet to be inducted in the IAF and the Mig-21 is still the most numerous aircraft in the IAF's inventory. Out of a total fleet of some 630 combat aircraft, more than 200 are from the Mig-21 family. Even now, it isn't yet clear when then LCA would enter active combat service. 2012 is said to be the earliest when it is likely to happen.

The reasons for the LCA's delay are many - including those related to sanctions imposed by the US following the nuclear tests carried out by the BJP Govt in 1998, which meant that the project could not use the GE404 engine as planned. However, DRDO had also started parallel work on another engine called Kaveri which has practically failed all requisite tests in the last 23 years marking it as another dud that DRDO has produced. The initial versions of the plane, whenever it goes into serial production would be powered by Eurojet or GE engines.

The LCA project has exceeded Rs 10,000 crore in development costs. In 1996, the projected cost per unit was $10-17m which went up to $24m in 2001 and now it has gone up to $35m apiece!

That beggars one simple question? Why spend a gazillion bucks out of the taxpayers pocket to develop the LCA? Wouldn't it have been better to simply buy proper new aircraft and save money and lives from being lost?"

Now read this report from Flightglobal.com

"India's homegrown Tejas light combat aircraft is unlikely to be qualified by December 2010 as currently planned, with the date for its initial operational capability likely to be postponed.

The Aeronautical Development Agency now expects to conduct the first flight of limited series production aircraft LSP-3 no sooner than September. It has yet to integrate the platform's air data and digital flight control computers, or receive final software for its Israeli-sourced multi-mode radar.

Engine issues also continue to dog the Tejas effort. The Indian air force has ordered an initial batch of 20 General Electric F404-IN20-powered examples, but needs an improved aircraft with a power output of at least 20,225lb thrust (90kN) to meet its operational requirements.

Hindustan Aeronautics plans to produce a more powerful Mk II version of the Tejas, but the air force has recently rejected a proposal under which France's Snecma would have assisted India's Gas Turbine Research Establishment (GTRE) in completing development of the troubled indigenous Kaveri powerplant. The GTRE and Snecma are challenging the decision. "

Further, I had written ....

"The Indian Air Force today is struggling to maintain its inventory - back in 2007 the Air Chief Marshal had sent out a warning about the dwindling numbers - its 2009 and nothing has been done. Today, we are less than 32 squadrons strong whereas the minimum sanctioned strength of the IAF should be 39.5 squadrons. That's about 100 aircraft less than what we should be and this does not include the number of aircraft grounded for lack of spares.

As far as I can see, the situation will not improve even the next 3-4 years. The Mig-21s won't last beyond 2012. The Tejas would not be ready in significant numbers to fill that gap, nor would there be enough Sukhoi Su-30s. The Mig-29s are ageing and so is the Mig 27 / Jaguar fleet. The MRCA is still a competition and lord knows when the first plane would be bought.

At this rate by 2012 we simply will not have enough aircraft to protect both the Chinese and Pakistani borders. The government needs to realize this soon or we'll flying without wings in thin air. The government needs to realize this soon or we'll flying without wings in thin air."

Now one comes across another report on Flightglobal which quotes Defence Minister, AK Antony. It says and I quote

"An average of one fixed-wing military aircraft crashed every month in India during the past three years, with the country's defence minister telling parliament that most of the losses were due to "human errors and technical defects".

AK Antony told legislators that 37 fixed-wing aircraft have crashed since 1 April 2006, with 19 helicopters also having been lost during the same period. Together, the incidents resulted in the deaths of 34 military personnel....

The modernisation of the Indian air force has taken on added urgency due to a spate of accidents that mainly involved the service's older Russian-made fighters. Antony said earlier this month that there have been 22 crashes involving MiG fighters since 1 April 2006.

An Indian competition to buy 126 medium multirole combat aircraft is at the field evaluation stage, and a contract is likely to be signed in the 2010-11 financial year. New Delhi had hoped to begin taking delivery of its first new aircraft from 2012, but industry sources widely expect this to slip."

I am sure the Defence Strategists in China and Pakistan must reading this situation with glee, while I can hardly fathom what our own people are up to.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Hobbies

I am the administrator of a hobby group which encompasses a website and a mailing list. Over the years as the membership has grown, there seems to be this mad rush to show off one's knowledge about the subject or be one of the most popular and respected photographers in the group and so on.

In an effort to achieve that, people seem to be resorting to cheap tactics, deriding others, calling each other names and God knows what else. I even know of incidents when a chap changed the settings of another one's camera so that his photos would be below par!

I come across many such cases these days, and today I even had to suspend two members who got down to abuses just to prove one is more knowledgable than the other.

Has the word 'hobby' taken a new meaning these days?

Thursday, June 18, 2009

In thin air

Another Mig-21 crashed today, thankfully though its pilot ejected safely. Even the Indian Air Force by now would have lost track of how many Mig-21s it has lost in air crashes in the last decade. As with all crashes, a press release saying "We will investigate" - would be dished out and all will be forgotten till the next crash happens.

One wonders what the government is doing about it? Pat would come the answer - "We're building the LCA 'Tejas' to replace the MiG-21." So what's with the LCA? Well DRDO is working hard to develop it... DRDO?? WTF is DRDO ??

'The Defence Research and Development Organization or the DRDO as it is commonly known touts itself as "... a network of more than 50 laboratories which are deeply engaged in developing defence technologies covering various disciplines, like aeronautics, armaments, electronics, combat vehicles, engineering systems, instrumentation, missiles, advanced computing and simulation, special materials, naval systems, life sciences,training, information systems and agriculture. Presently, the Organisation is backed by over 5000 scientists and about 25,000 other scientific, technical and supporting personnel. Several major projects for the development of missiles, armaments, light combat aircrafts, radars, electronic warfare systems etc are on hand and significant achievements have already been made in several such technologies.'

The above spiel has been taken directly from the DRDO website. So lets see what this amazing organization has done about one of its most high profile projects - the Light Combat Aircraft (LCA), now known as the Tejas.

The programme was conceived in 1983 with the aim to have an indigenous aircraft to replace the 'aging' Mig-21 which were the backbone of the Indian Air Force and were nearly 15 years old then.Today, 26 years later - the LCA is yet to be inducted in the IAF and the Mig-21 is still the most numerous aircraft in the IAF's inventory. Out of a total fleet of some 630 combat aircraft, more than 200 are from the Mig-21 family. Even now, it isn't yet clear when then LCA would enter active combat service. 2012 is said to be the earliest when it is likely to happen.

The reasons for the LCA's delay are many - including those related to sanctions imposed by the US following the nuclear tests carried out by the BJP Govt in 1998, which meant that the project could not use the GE404 engine as planned. However, DRDO had also started parallel work on another engine called Kaveri which has practically failed all requisite tests in the last 23 years marking it as another dud that DRDO has produced. The initial versions of the plane, whenever it goes into serial production would be powered by Eurojet or GE engines.

The LCA project has exceeded Rs 10,000 crore in development costs. In 1996, the projected cost per unit was $10-17m which went up to $24m in 2001 and now it has gone up to $35m apiece!

That beggars one simple question? Why spend a gazillion bucks out of the taxpayers pocket to develop the LCA? Wouldn't it have been better to simply buy proper new aircraft and save money and lives from being lost?

I'm sure the Swadeshi party would be at my throats by now - but hey look where we are now...The Indian Air Force today is struggling to maintain its inventory - back in 2007 the Air Chief Marshal had sent out a warning about the dwindling numbers - its 2009 and nothing has been done. Today, we are less than 32 squadrons strong whereas the minimum sanctioned strength of the IAF should be 39.5 squadrons. That's about 100 aircraft less than what we should be and this does not include the number of aircraft grounded for lack of spares.

As far as I can see, the situation will not improve even the next 3-4 years. The Mig-21s won't last beyond 2012. The Tejas would not be ready in significant numbers to fill that gap, nor would there be enough Sukhoi Su-30s. The Mig-29s are ageing and so is the Mig 27 / Jaguar fleet. The MRCA is still a competition and lord knows when the first plane would be bought.

At this rate by 2012 we simply will not have enough aircraft to protect both the Chinese and Pakistani borders. The government needs to realize this soon or we'll flying without wings in thin air.

Sunday, February 01, 2009

Dear Barkha

I hope you've been reading and seeing the news over the last few years. If you have, then you'd know that the Internet is on its way (if not already) the most popular medium of sharing information now. I hope you've not forgotten the fact that it is 'We the People' who made you who you are. I hope you remember that it is when we watch TV - that you get paid your salary.

What you have today is what was given by us. So don't let it get into your head - but then it was bound to happen. At your lofty pedestal, any barb would hurt - any criticism would rankle isn't it? After all, how dare a puny little blogger with no credentials criticise the great Barkha Dutt?

But I am sure you never feel so before shoving your mike in anyone's face and demanding an explanation for his acts. He is duty bound to answer you right? Because you are the press, you have the right to know. You can brand anyone a murderer , a criminal long before anything is proven in the courts simply because you - have the freedom of expression. No one can challenge you right?

Wrong !! Two can play this game ma'am - in fact anyone can join. Lets see who wins? Today, you and your company's lawyers may have been able to bully one blogger into submission? Do you think you'd be able to do that to a few hundred, leave alone thousands if we decide to take you on? You may have won this round, but the battle has just begun. Join it here

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Open letter to David Milliband

Dear Mr. Miliband

How nice and proper of you to say so.

I just have one question for you? Would you have said the same had these people plotted and attacked the Buckingham Palace or the Tower Bridge?

Just because you and your cousins across the pond have your own agenda to run in Pakistan you say this? What do you have to say about Guantanamo Bay then?

Sir you were the first to invade Iraq and Afghanistan weren't you? Didn't you send your SAS men to kill the IRA in their bedrooms? Why is it okay for you and not for us?

I do not advocate violence, nor do I support war. All I want to know is that why are there two sets of rules?

Wednesday, January 07, 2009

War or peace?

Over the last couple days I've read quite a few posts (and a few online petitions) on the ongoing fighting in Gaza strip where Israel is hell bent on flushing out Hamas. In the process hundreds of innocent civilians are being killed as well. Needless to say these posts are lambasting Israel for its attack, with pictures of bloodied children staring down at you.

I don't know if Israel is right or wrong. But I would like to 'gently' remind you of an incident from our not so distant past - 26/11. What happened then? Weren't we attacked by terrorists? Weren't innocent people here blown apart by madmen pretending to be messengers of Allah?

In its aftermath, we said "Enough is Enough". We were baying for Pakistan's blood, exhorting the govt. to do 'something' about it as it was 'about time'. We wanted something hard, something concrete, something that would teach the bad guys a lesson. We even wanted war if it came to that.

So why is it that we are deriding Israel? If we had bombed Pakistan and a few thousand civilians died there, none of us would have been mourning? Most Indians would be dancing with joy and we all know that! So why this rhetoric against Israel?

I'm no war monger and neither do I support Israel's violence. But I suggest we put our own house in order before pointing fingers on anyone else.

Friday, November 28, 2008

Wolf in sheep's clothing

I knew this was coming...

This is what I read in the first paper I read in the morning - Indian Express


“We expect that the issue of terrorism is kept above politics. This is an hour for all sections of society to sink their differences,” said the BJP in a statement, after a meeting. “The need of the hour is for the people of Mumbai, Maharashtra and the country to stay united and calm. Maintenance of peace, tranquility, communal harmony and patriotic unity must be our highest priority,” said BJP leader L K Advani at a press meet.


For I moment I was happy. At least on this occasion our leaders were rising above petty politics and uniting. The previous night too BJP spokesperson Ravi Shankar Prasad refused to be drawn in to a debate when proviked by Sagarika Ghosh on CNN-IBN saying that "this was not the time for such issues".

And then I picked up the Hindustan Times. At the bottom of the page was this ad



I have two words for you Mr. Advani - FUCK YOU !!!

The least you could have done is spare us the misery of listening to your forked tongue & crocodile tears. I am ashamed to say that at one point in time I voted for your party.

If anyone votes for the BJP after seeing this advert - they should also go get their heads checked.

Thursday, November 27, 2008

The day after today

I know what's going to happen after today..

1. There will be widespread condemnation of the terror attack on Mumbai. Everyone from Aso to Zardari would speak in the same language.

2. The Indian government would vow strict action against those responsible and promise to bring more changes.

3. Opposition parties would take the government to the cleaners. LK Advani would cry his hoarse throat worse by saying we told you so...

4. With the ATS bosses gone - The Malegaon case would now soon slip into oblivion

5. Since the perpetrators of the Mumbai attack were apparently Muslim Jihadis, the Thackreys and Togadias of the world would find more ammo to fuel their rabid, radical, anti-Muslim Hindutva.

6. The news channels, specially Barkha Dutt will have another field day(s) and later thump their chests for bringing the maximum number of exclusives.

7. Three days later when the people are back on the streets, the 'indomitable spirit of Mumbai' will make headlines again

8. The ISI, LET and the underworld, along with Al-Qaeda will be the prime suspects

9. All of us will shake our heads, check with our friends and relatives in Mumbai for their safety and then move on

10. There will be another date to remember 26/11

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

What can we do?

In the aftermath of the Delhi Bomb Blasts, everyone is asking the now familiar question... what can we do? Doing what the protagonist in A Wednesday did is a bit too far fetched for the common man, here's what the people who profess to be our protectors can do. But before that, lets get on with the mandatory disclaimer :

"The following views are those of an armchair expert. One that has seen too many movies & too much blood on news TV. Accept these suggestions at your own risk, but these suggestions are perhaps better than those that Mr. Patil has."


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#1 : Have more cops on the street. Far too many cops are on VIP duty, protecting the thugs, cheats, liars, murderers and rapists who go around in bullet proof cars with red beacons!! At any given point in time, 10,000-12,000 police and paramilitary personnel are on VIP duty !! Slash the entourages of these bloody VIPs - they don't deserve even 25% of these numbers. Use these cops to have more feet on the street, so that they can patrol better. More people, more leads, more chances of us preventing such incidents.

#2 : The money saved from this VIP bandobast should be used to increase the pay of these cops. A person who works more than 120 hours a week for 7,000 Rupees would be more interested in finding 'alternate' means of making money rather than discharge his duty. Pump in more money I say, train them well. Make them physically fit and mentally alert. Equip them with better equipment. Armed with an ancient .303 Lee Enfield, I won't be fancying my chances against an AK-47 armed terrorist for far too long.

#3 Get more technology : CCTVs (ones that work), explosive detectors and other advanced equipment should be installed and important market places should have separate entry and exit gates which should be manned - PROPERLY. Just go to Priya in Vasant Vihar, New Delhi. The main entrance next to the police check post has a couple of door frame metal detectors, which is switched off on most occasions. When it is on, not a single cop is manning it. Moreover, there are a dozen other entrances into the market where not a cop is in sight. I think law enforcement agencies should by now know that real life villains are not he buffoons you see in Bollywood !!

#4 Have a national law to fight terrorism, and a single agency with the resources it needs to fight these assholes. Human rights be damned for a while...... Dead humans have only one right - to a decent funeral !! Whip the asses of those in CBI, IB & RAW into action. Half of the fat slobs in these agencies are jockeying for positions and fighting for chairs!

#5 Shove electric cattle prods up the posteriors of hate mongers and religious fundamentalists. And for me, the top names in the list are morons like Modi, Togadia & the rest of the Bajrang Dal, Shiv Sena & MNS tribe. All that these nincompoops do is give inflammatory speeches, attack unarmed and hapless individuals, gift shops and movie theaters. If they really feel like doing something for this country, then they should shut their mouths and do something more worthwhile.

#6 Invest in a better emergency response system - One look at the government hospital will prove that most people who end up there have no chance of making it out safely anyway. Look at the ambulances - most are dingy-shopping-cart-on-wheels Maruti vans, which can't even take a fully grown male. Anything more than an oxygen cylinder is a luxury and paramedics are unheard of !!

These are just some of the things I could think of. I don't know if I am right or wrong but at least I am thinking. Not like that wimp Shivraj Patil who can only rehash his speeches of "condemning such dastardly acts and convey his sympathies with those affected." Get rid of him.... please !!

Thursday, September 11, 2008

The Big Dud - Fuck You India TV

Further my yesterday's post - We're still alive and the earth is still around much to the disappointment of those who were worried that this experiment would lead to Armageddon.

However it has led to certain unfortunate repercussions. Indian news channels predictably had turned their reportage into mindless doomsday blabber. They fielded everyone from scientists to astrologers and had a field day scaring the living daylights out of people. And if you think it doesn't have any impact on people, then you're wrong.... Read This from the Indian Express..

"Big Bang' scares girl to commit suicide
Indore, September 10: A 16-year-old girl in Madhya Pradesh has allegedly committed suicide after watching TV programmes that made dooms-day predictions relating to the atom-smasher experiment in Geneva on Wednesday.
Chhaya, a resident of Sarangpur town in Rajgarh district, consumed sulphos tablets (an insecticide) on Tuesday, her parents said. The girl was rushed to Indore's MY Hospital where she succumbed on Wednesday.

Her parents told reporters that she was watching a news report relating to the world's biggest atom-smasher experiment on TV channels for the last two days and was restless.

Police have registered a case in this regard and further investigations are on. The experiment is being carried out to recreate the birth of universe and unlock its secrets, with scientists rubbishing reports of any threat to the planet because of it."


I mean this is ridiculous... Though I'm the first one to admit that the girl perhaps over reacted, but then will nobody question the role of the continuous scaremongering that our media indulges in.

Thankfully, the government seems to have woken up and news has come in that the I&B Ministry has issued warnings to India TV and Aaj Tak .... About Time !!

"CERN Big Bang: TV channels draw I&B ire for spreading panic
11 Sep 2008, 0416 hrs IST,TNN


NEW DELHI: Even as the world celebrated the successful 'Big Bang' experiment on Thursday, doomsday predictions by certain news channels raised the hackles of the information and broadcasting (I&B) ministry.

The ministry has issued advisories to India TV and Aaj Tak for spreading "misinformation, fear and horror" among people. It has advised the channels to exercise restraint in presenting issues.

The ministry has also written to the Indian Broadcasting Federation (IBF) and the News Broadcasters Association (NBA) to advise its members to refrain from broadcasting such content and to be careful in selection of news items. The ministry found stories talking about the world coming to an end, shown in various dramatised forms, as unsuitable for "unrestricted public exhibition" and "unsuitable for children".

Media critics have pointed out that instead of looking at the Big Bang experiment as a scientific development, doomsday stories only succeeded in scaring naive viewers and annoying those who saw through the facade. "The experiment has been the talking point everywhere for all the wrong reasons," a media critic said.

According to the downlinking guidelines, the ministry can issue a showcause notice to channels for violation of the programme code. A decision on punitive action is taken by an inter-ministerial committee after the TV channel responds. While in some cases, the channel may only have to run a scroll of apology for screening an offending advertisement or programme, in cases of serious violation, the ministry is empowered to ban the channel.

In the recent past, the ministry has banned FTV and AXN after repeated violations of the programme code. The government has come under flak for acting as the "moral police" and taking a call on what is suitable for broadcast. The industry has been keen on regulation by peers rather than a government-led body."

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

End of the world? The Fuck I Care....

The world is very excited about this fancy experiment which attempts to recreate the Big Bang and perhaps answer the one big question that has been bothering us ever since homo sapiens figured out he was intelligent - how the hell did the universe begin??

And then there is this another set of people who think that conducting such experiments is lying playing with nature and it may even lead to the end of the world!!

Physics apart, I sometimes think that world has too much time and money on its hand!! Some buggers have all the money in the world to spend on pointless exercises like this one? I mean what the hell would change if we were able to find out how the Big Fuckin' Bang happened? Will that take care of AIDS, Malaria or Osama Bin Laden? Will it solve the Indo-Pak conflict or end the perpetual Mid East Crisis?

Come on people... there is lots more in the world that needs the money that we waste on experiments like this or pointless missions to Mars & Pluto! For chrissake, I have no interest in knowing if Pluto's atmosphere contains Benzene or not, nor do I care if there are any Martians for real. If Hollywood can kill them, then anything can! I'd rather spend money on improving the crop yield in Africa or eradication of Polio & Malaria.

And for the End Of The World Theoricians - I reserve a bigger Fuck You !! Go find something more meaningful to do.

Saturday, April 26, 2008

Corridor of stupidity?

I'm sure many of you (especially those in Delhi) have been reading about the Bus Rapid Transit (BRT) Corridor in Delhi. In short it is a dedicated lane in a normal city road which is to be used only by buses thereby allowing them to traverse faster, ergo providing faster public transport. It doesn't cost much to build a BRT simply because it basically involves existing roads, segregating a corridor for buses and in some cases re-routing or restricting the movement of other vehicles on that alignment.

On paper the theory sounds fantastic for a chronically congested city like Delhi with its lack of sufficient and efficient public transport system and consequential dependence of its residents on private transport - namely cars & two wheelers. For those of you who don't know the quantum of this problem, let me quote an oft quoted figure - Delhi has more vehicles on its streets than all the three other Metros (Bombay, Calcutta & Madras) combined !!

Many other cities in the world (specially from the third world) like Bogota in Colombia and Jakarta in Indonesia, have successfully implemented the BRT system. However, if the first few days have been any indicators, the BRT has been nothing short of a fiasco in Delhi. Not only has it led to acute congestion on the corridor itself, alternate routes have become choked too due to harried commuters switching over to them. So then one would ask, what went wrong in Delhi? Knowing whatever little that I do about Public Transport, here is my analysis which is open to dissection and ridicule by more learned readers.

Reason #1 is Delhi's mindset - As much as Delhi wallas depend on private vehicles for commuting due to lack of public transport, driving a car is a status symbol de riguer in this town. One car per house is mandatory and anything more is just to show off your greenbacks (or Gandhis if you prefer). I have been conducting a mini poll of my own and asked anybody I met (which includes people from all socio-economic strata) if they would like to switch from their cars / bikes to a faster, comfortable bus if given the option. The answer without a single exception was a resounding NO !! I asked them if it was an air-conditioned Metro (subway / tube / underground) train instead and almost 90% were ready to give up their personal vehicles. While it doesn't really prove a point - it just shows the lack of willingness on the part of the users to switch to this mode of transport.

Reason #2 is the downright stupid design of the entire corridor which perhaps contributes to the above. Would you believe that the bus lanes are actually in the centre of the road??? India is a left hand drive country, so by default all the buses and other slow moving vehicles are in the left-most lane and the bus stops are also on the left hand kerb, so technically one doesn't have to cross the road to reach a bus stop and board a bus, and neither does a bus have to move out of line to rejoin the traffic flow. While the latter issue is redundant in a dedicated corridor but the major issue which concerns those who want to board the bus is - how does one cross the road to get to the bus stop??

With buses out of their way, cars would supposedly move faster in a free flowing traffic situation, and since there are no foot over bridges or signal lights to control vehicle flow, bus passengers are left to fend for themselves as they are left to dodge oncoming traffic while crossing the road? While the able bodied may still manage to hop skip and jump to the bus stop, did anyone think of school kids and the elderly when they designed this corridor? And the physically challenged people didn't even cross their mind I'm sure.

Reason #3 and the most critical factor is the fact that the existing road has not been widened by much and instead one whole lane is now off limits to cars & two wheelers. Which basically means that private vehicles now have 30-50% less road to travel on, without any significant reduction in their numbers on the same roads. In simple English it means that the roads are narrower while the number of private vehicles has not decreased simply because a next to nothing percentage of commuters have given up their vehicles and switched to the bus. So if this is not a recipe for a traffic jam of Bangkokian proportions then what is?

You would wonder which pothead designed this whole thing? Well, the basic design was proposed by two eminent professors from IIT - Delhi, India's premier engineering institute. These two professors Dr. Dinesh Mohan & Dr. Geetam Tiwari head the Transportation Research and Injury Prevention Programme (TRIPP) of Indian Institute of Technology Delhi and thereby seem to be eminently qualified for this sort of a thing.

I do not doubt their academic credentials and ability. In fact, I have personally met and interacted with Dr. Dinesh Mohan as well and was impressed with his understanding of issues. However, I doubt his motives - this gentleman is highly critical of the Metro trains such as the one Delhi has. Read one of his articles here to know what I mean. As much as he is critical of the metro in this article, he is also made his love for the BRT pretty much clear.

And then what is it that we hear? Tata and Volvo, India's biggest manufacturers of high capacity low-floor buses that will be used on the BRT are the chief patrons of the TRIPP, the department headed by these professors as well? While the papers put it as 'conflict of interest', and Delhi Transport Minister doesn't think too much of it... it smells of rotten fish to me.!! I mean, the BRT in its full stretch would mean a route length of more than 150km across Delhi. Calculate the number of buses needed to ply on this route and translate that into profits for these two companies and you would get what I mean. While I do not accuse anybody at TRIPP of any form of corruption, at the same time - it is not the ideal environment on the other hand as well.
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To get Delhi wallas off their vehicles and onto public transport in my opinion is not possible with the BRT. You would need a metro kind of a system which is faster from point to point and more comfortable. Agreed that it is way more expensive, but still it is a price worth paying. You would ask where would the funds come from... well look at the private sector. If the people building private airports like Delhi can come up with Rs 9000 cr (USD 2 billion) for the modernization, Rs 11,000 crore (USD 2.3 billion) which was the cost for DMRC's 62km first phase should not be too difficult.

To sum it up, I would say that the BRT in its present form would just mess up Delhi further. While its planners may have chosen successful models like those abroad to emulate, they have failed miserably when it came to execution. More importantly, they have been unable to adapt that model into the socio economical and cultural context of Delhi and therein lies its biggest flaw.

Looking forward to your views and corrections (especially if I have bungled up any facts)

Sunday, March 23, 2008

What's in a (sur)name?

This afternoon, I got a call from our telephone company. Here's how the conversation went..

Phone Guy : Hello I'm calling from the phone company, can I speak to Mrs. Aloo Potato (the phone is in her name)?

Me: This is her husband speaking, how can I help you?

Phone Guy: Is that Mr. Potato

Me: No this is Mr. Gobhi Cabbage

Phone Guy: (Clearly sounds puzzled) Mr. Gobhi Cabbage? Then Mr. Potato????

Me: Forget it, please tell me what's it about.... and the conversation went on...

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Now what do I tell the wife and Mad Momma? Are women the only ones who face this problem?? Hume bhi life mein fight hai !!!!

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Technology

I'm sitting in my office in Delhi on a stupid Tuesday evening, waiting for a heavy ZIP file to get downloaded. The file contains around 50 photos which had been taken earlier in the afternoon in Hyderabad and I am now supposed to send it off to a journalist in New York, who needs them in his 'box by the time he wakes up. He'd sent me a text message before going to bed that he needed them urgently as the CD I'd given him earlier got corrupted. End to end - the files would have reached him within 6 hours of him calling me up for them.

Now Imagine the same scenario around ten years back. The guy in NY would have waited for me to get to office before telephoning me on my desk line that he needed the photos (by when it would have been time for him to sleep.) I would have then telephoned my Hyderabad colleague on his desk phone to pass on the request. Had he not been there, I would have waited for him. By the time, the message got to him, he it would have been lunch time. He would have gone out post lunch to click the photos and then taken the camera to the studio around seven in the evening. Most likely the studio would have closed by then so he would have waited the next day to hand over the film roll. Another day before the prints finally arrive. By the time the photos reach me (I have to vet the photos before sending) it would at least be another day (or four days had it been Post) before the courier arrives.

By the time, I choose the photos and find the nearest International Courier and filled his form and the declaration (that I am not sending across any porn, drugs or nuclear weapons) it would have been another half day and a minimum of 2-3 days before the good folks at Blue Dart would have shipped it off to the Big Apple. In this case at least a week between the time the I got the call from the journo and he got his photos.

So we all assume that technology makes our life more convenient right? WRONG !!

Ten years ago, I would not have been in office past five in the first place so where does the question of me getting the call arise. But today, I have a cell phone, so journos (the 24x7 news channel variety) call me at 4 in the morning to enquire how far can see you on the runway. I have a laptop with a wireless internet connection, so my boss expects me to send and receive emails while I am driving at 120 kmph down Haryana's highways. I also sit in office till 8 usually, because technology allows my colleague to click photos on his fancy digital camera, process them on his computer and mail all 50 of them in a jiffy, so that I can download them and send them to the journo in NYC pronto !! And while all this happens, technology also allows me to vent my feelings on this blog rather than my stupid diary which gathers dust in my bookshelf.

And now we shall ask five friends to tell how technology has changed their lives. The lucky winners are

Vrij

Shuunya

Aa

C

Sidhusaaheb

Saturday, October 20, 2007

C'mon Aussie, be a sport

The recent India Australia one day series has been more in the news for the 'wrong' reasons that the right ones. But first the cricket and my disclaimer - Australia was and still is the better cricket team. Nobody in their right mind would contest that. But what that title has brought with it remains to be examined.

Sreesanth's tomfoolery and Mumbai / Baroda crowd antics have got Australia's goat and they are screaming "racism, racism" louder than Nelson Mandela and Desmond Tutu !! This has even instigated my fellow bloggers in Australia into planning a reception for the Indians when they turn up down under in December !! How cute !!

I would say it is a clear case of the kettle calling the pot black, or rather 'Ulta Chor Kotwaal Ko Daante'. Have these guys forgotten Darren Lehmann who called Sri Lankans as Black C***s on the field ?? Have these guys forgotten how often their sledging gets personal ?? Remember Glenn McGrath taunting Ramnaresh Sarwan and Saurav Ganguly? Remember Michael Slater taking it out on Dravid?

C'mon Aussie - just because someone turned the heat back on you - and gave you a piece of your own medicine, you've turned overnight into Sisters from the Missionaries of Charity !!

Symonds, the man at the centre of this all had this to say at the start of the series... "Something has been sparked inside of me, watching them carry on over the last few days,. We have had a very successful side and I think watching how we celebrate and how they celebrate, I think we have been pretty humble in the way we have gone about it."

"And personally, I think they have got far too carried away with their celebrations. It has definitely sparked passion inside of us. It has certainly spiced it up as well."

Humble?? My fuckin ass !!! I'd like to shove some memory pills down his throat to remind them of what they did to Sharad Pawar after winning the Champions Trophy. Or of their own celebrations when they returned to Sydney after winning the World Cup.

I used to think of you as a champion side, a side full of sportsmen - not anymore, you're just another bunch of bigoted, racist, full of yourselves white boys masquerading as ambassadors for the sport. Sorry, we do not want ambassadors like you. We'd rather have more Sachin Tendulkars and Rahul Dravids - not because they are one of the best cricketers, but simply because they are one of the nicest human beings you'll meet on a cricket field. Sport needs them - not you

Friday, October 19, 2007

The bravery of being out of range

There aren't many more songs better than this one - an absolute classic. So true of our leaders, our politicians - the men in charge of our countries !!

Roger Waters at his best




Sing along

You have a natural tendency
To squeeze off a shot
You're good fun at parties
You wear the right masks
You're old but you still
Like a laugh in the locker room
You can't abide change
You're at home on the range
You opened your suitcase
Behind the old workings
To show off the magnum
You deafened the canyon
A comfort a friend
Only upstaged in the end
By the Uzi machine gun
Does the recoil remind you
Remind you of sex
Old man what the hell you gonna kill next
Old timer who you gonna kill next
I looked over Jordan and what did I see
Saw a U.S. Marine in a pile of debris
I swam in your pools
And lay under your palm trees
I looked in the eyes of the Indian
Who lay on the Federal Building steps
And through the range finder over the hill
I saw the front line boys popping their pills
Sick of the mess they find
On their desert stage
And the bravery of being out of range
Yeah the question is vexed
Old man what the hell you gonna kill next
Old timer who you gonna kill next
Hey bartender over here
Two more shots
And two more beers
Sir turn up the TV sound
The war has started on the ground
Just love those laser guided bombs
They're really great
For righting wrongs
You hit the target
And win the game
From bars 3,000 miles away
3,000 miles away
We play the game
With the bravery of being out of range
We zap and maim
With the bravery of being out of range
We strafe the train
With the bravery of being out of range
We gain terrain
With the bravery of being out of range
With the bravery of being out of range
We play the game
With the bravery of being out of range

(courtesy www.lyricsdepot.com)

Thursday, September 27, 2007

I, me, moi.....

"That one last shot's a Permanent Vacation
And how high can you fly with broken wings?
Life's a journey not a destination
And I just can't tell just what tomorrow brings....."

So go the lyrics of the Aerosmith song 'Amazing' - the latter two lines sum up my own life. With each passing day, I think I know more about myself, the world and what lies within it. But then each passing day, i know less about it too. Each day brings new revelations, making me unlearn everything and start everything new.

And so it goes on and on to the point where you ask yourself, what is true and what isn't? What is for real, what isn't? What is permanent, what isn't? But what amazes me the most is the ability of people to change in a matter of seconds. One moment they are sweet talking - the very next, they're dripping venom or colder than ice.

I hate this aspect of being human, I hate this aspect of being selfish - not to say that I am not selfish at times. But I plain simple hate it - we'd do anything, just about anything for our own self - without giving a moment's thought to the affect it can have on others.

I don't know about others, but I have this massive inability to cope with such circumstances. I cannot react when it happens to me, and my reaction is extreme - either I'll cower in a corner or come out all guns blazing trying to take the other person on - trying to be one up!!

Both tactics fail invariably and I don't know what goes through the mind of the other person, but I end up being miserable - having spoilt my own day. Sometimes I wish I was a robot - devoid of any emotion. Sometimes I wish none of this would happen to me.... but then if wishes were horses, then pigs would fly

That last sentence makes no sense right? Life's like that..........




Thursday, August 30, 2007

Chak De - Let it not just be flavour of the season

I'm sure the movie inspired many a blogger to come up with something. My earliest memory of the game goes back at least 20 years. My team won the Inter-class tournament way back in Class V and that was the time I seriously took up the sport. I did fairly well in the game, went on to represent my school and even played at the National level. Some of the boys against whom I played; today play for India (Gagan Ajit Singh is one example). I learnt the game Rajinder Singh, the coach of the boys team in the movie - so I guess I am fairly qualified to comment on the movie and the game.

The movie though predictable (you couldn't have us losing, could you) was thoroughly enjoyable. It gave me serious bouts of nostalgia to the extent that I was screaming foul, penalty corner, fall back & 1-2 in my head !! The movie is currently flavour of the season - but I hope it just doesn't stay that way. Lets hit the hammer while the metal is hot.

I am sure there are thousands who would have just discovered (much to their horror) that cricket is NOT the national game - it is hockey instead. Do you know that India has won 8 hockey golds in the Olympics - no other team comes remotely close. Do you know that Sansarpur, a tiny village outside Jallandhar has produced 14 Olympians. You also might know that the President of the Indian Hockey Federation is KPS Gill the supercop from Punjab.

Now you may ask what business does he have in hockey - well the same what Sharad Pawar has in Cricket and Priyaranjan Das Munshi in Football. And that is what plagues Indian sport. Our sports federations are run by people who have no skill whatsoever in the game. People, who leave alone representing the country, would have found it tough qualifying for the waterboy in their school team.

The day Gill came on board, he started treating his players as if they were recruits of the Babbar Khalsa. His autocratic ways took their toll on anyone who dared oppose him. The one person who spoke against him was sidelined and his international career brought to a premature end. Dhanraj Pillay spoke against the improper ways of the IHF post the Busan Asiad win, and he was promptly ejected from the team - where else (bar the PCB, who's chief patron is Musharraf) will you see such a thing happening?

Some of the greatest players of Indian hockey have been my mentors at some point of time or the other. Today they are content with their government flats and their kids are running the petrol pumps that were awarded to them. Ask them about giving back to the game and all you'll be staring at dejected faces and shrugged shoulders. Nobody wants to get into the muck the game has become.Nobody wants to mess with the politics.

They also laughed and cheered with us during the movie, but sadness tinges their voice when I talk to them about it. I was chatting with a former Olympian this morning, he said "Oh kuch nahi hona, lokkan ne sab bhul jaana hai, munde bahar nikal ke kirkat kheddange, hockey sirf o jaange jinna ne sarkari naukri te flat lai ke chup kar jaana hai. Eh sab drama hai - je badalna hi hai, te sab to pehlon politician nu game to kaddon - to player no khidao... fir vekho ki honda hai" (Nothing is going to happen, after the movie all of them will go back to playing cricket. The ones who play hockey are content with a flat or a government job. This is all a sham, if you want to change something then first get the politicians out of the game. Get the players to run it and then see what happens)

I just hope someone, somewhere wakes up and decides to do something about it. Thank you Chak De for giving this glimmer of hope, thank you Yashraj - you've made a worthwhile movie after a long long time.