Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Take a bow - Mr. Nomad









The Nomad gets an award (his first) from the Bohemian Rover - and that too for having 'The Power of Schmooze' !!

You may wonder, what is so surprising about it? But then, lets introduce to you -

The (real) Nomad



Lone warrior of the desert. He has waged a one-man war against the world with no success whatsoever. He also harbours an unshakable belief that he is a best-selling author waiting to be discovered. His quest for publication began with his autobiography "Sand in my Y-fronts". It was rejected. As were "Sand in my Y-fronts II" and Sand in my Y-fronts - The Musical". Here is a sampler for you



So I guess now you know for a writer like me, this award is special


(Images courtesy www.beaupeep.com)

Saturday, October 20, 2007

C'mon Aussie, be a sport

The recent India Australia one day series has been more in the news for the 'wrong' reasons that the right ones. But first the cricket and my disclaimer - Australia was and still is the better cricket team. Nobody in their right mind would contest that. But what that title has brought with it remains to be examined.

Sreesanth's tomfoolery and Mumbai / Baroda crowd antics have got Australia's goat and they are screaming "racism, racism" louder than Nelson Mandela and Desmond Tutu !! This has even instigated my fellow bloggers in Australia into planning a reception for the Indians when they turn up down under in December !! How cute !!

I would say it is a clear case of the kettle calling the pot black, or rather 'Ulta Chor Kotwaal Ko Daante'. Have these guys forgotten Darren Lehmann who called Sri Lankans as Black C***s on the field ?? Have these guys forgotten how often their sledging gets personal ?? Remember Glenn McGrath taunting Ramnaresh Sarwan and Saurav Ganguly? Remember Michael Slater taking it out on Dravid?

C'mon Aussie - just because someone turned the heat back on you - and gave you a piece of your own medicine, you've turned overnight into Sisters from the Missionaries of Charity !!

Symonds, the man at the centre of this all had this to say at the start of the series... "Something has been sparked inside of me, watching them carry on over the last few days,. We have had a very successful side and I think watching how we celebrate and how they celebrate, I think we have been pretty humble in the way we have gone about it."

"And personally, I think they have got far too carried away with their celebrations. It has definitely sparked passion inside of us. It has certainly spiced it up as well."

Humble?? My fuckin ass !!! I'd like to shove some memory pills down his throat to remind them of what they did to Sharad Pawar after winning the Champions Trophy. Or of their own celebrations when they returned to Sydney after winning the World Cup.

I used to think of you as a champion side, a side full of sportsmen - not anymore, you're just another bunch of bigoted, racist, full of yourselves white boys masquerading as ambassadors for the sport. Sorry, we do not want ambassadors like you. We'd rather have more Sachin Tendulkars and Rahul Dravids - not because they are one of the best cricketers, but simply because they are one of the nicest human beings you'll meet on a cricket field. Sport needs them - not you

Friday, October 19, 2007

The bravery of being out of range

There aren't many more songs better than this one - an absolute classic. So true of our leaders, our politicians - the men in charge of our countries !!

Roger Waters at his best




Sing along

You have a natural tendency
To squeeze off a shot
You're good fun at parties
You wear the right masks
You're old but you still
Like a laugh in the locker room
You can't abide change
You're at home on the range
You opened your suitcase
Behind the old workings
To show off the magnum
You deafened the canyon
A comfort a friend
Only upstaged in the end
By the Uzi machine gun
Does the recoil remind you
Remind you of sex
Old man what the hell you gonna kill next
Old timer who you gonna kill next
I looked over Jordan and what did I see
Saw a U.S. Marine in a pile of debris
I swam in your pools
And lay under your palm trees
I looked in the eyes of the Indian
Who lay on the Federal Building steps
And through the range finder over the hill
I saw the front line boys popping their pills
Sick of the mess they find
On their desert stage
And the bravery of being out of range
Yeah the question is vexed
Old man what the hell you gonna kill next
Old timer who you gonna kill next
Hey bartender over here
Two more shots
And two more beers
Sir turn up the TV sound
The war has started on the ground
Just love those laser guided bombs
They're really great
For righting wrongs
You hit the target
And win the game
From bars 3,000 miles away
3,000 miles away
We play the game
With the bravery of being out of range
We zap and maim
With the bravery of being out of range
We strafe the train
With the bravery of being out of range
We gain terrain
With the bravery of being out of range
With the bravery of being out of range
We play the game
With the bravery of being out of range

(courtesy www.lyricsdepot.com)

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Cuatro

Ah, it's been a long time since i got tagged. This one comes from Mr. Zero

Four jobs I’ve had in my life

1. Computer Graphics Designer
2. Event Manager
3. Photographer
4. Publicist

Four TV shows I love to watch

1. Air Crash Investigation
2. Top Gear
3. Wild
4. Takeshi's Castle

Four movies I can watch over and over

1. Sholay
2. LOTR - the series
3. Star Wars (the original trilogy)
4. Andaz Apna Apna

Four places I have lived

1. Delhi
2. Mumbai
3. Bangalore
4. Hyderabad

Four places I have been on holiday (in the last couple of years)

1. Dharakhoh
2. Ferozpur
3. Bareilly
4. Bayana

Four of my favourite dishes

1. Rajma Chawal
2. Butter Chicken
3. Mommy's hot parathas with last night's dal from the fridge
4. Chicken Biryani from Hyderabad House

Four websites I visit daily

1. Google
2. Wikipedia
3. irfca.org
4. airliners.net

Four places I would rather be right now

1. Dangle my feet off that ledge near Chandrakhani pass
2. Rafting down the Alaknanda from Rudraprayag
3. On a train anywhere in the country
4. At a dhaba in Punjab, having a drink and watching a movie with the truck drivers on the in house TV

Four people I am tagging

1. Siddhusaaheb
2. Vrij
3. Sridhar
4. No one else

Thursday, October 11, 2007

The other Gothic masterpiece

The Victoria Terminus is perhaps the most famous example of Indo-Gothic architecture from the Victorian era. Its status as a world heritage site and the fact that it is among one of the most busiest stations in the world - take the spotlight away from an equally imposing building across the street.

The headquarters of the BMC or the Bombay Municipal Corporation is another stunning piece of architecture. For most though, it is also home to one of the most inept organizations in the country. I wish they realize how difficult it is a manage an urban sprawl the size of Bombay. Here's one to you BMC





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Aperture: f/6.3
Shutter Speed: 6 sec
Focal Length: 36mm
ISO Speed: ISO 100

Campa Cola - Redux

After a long train spotting session I was headed towards my car parked near Shankar Market in Connaught Place. As I walked past the now familiar ruins of the Campa Cola factory, I couldn't help but be reminisce the good old school days when we drank that stuff by the liters !

Back in the eighties Campa Cola and its sister brands ruled the roost in India, with competition only from the Parle stable comprising Thums Up, Limca, Gold Spot and others. While I wouldn't go into which was more popular, here in Delhi - Campa ruled supreme, perhaps due to its Punjabi connections.

In our school, Campa brands had a monopoly in the school canteen and Campa Cola accounted for more than 95% of the sale. In school - Campa (hereafter referring to the Cola version only, except when indicated) was part of every aspect of our lives. Back then, one bottle of 200ml was 4 or 5 rupees, which meant we could have one virtually everyday! To spend a day without it was unheard of. We looked forward to functions in school - especially house functions when we would stay back late in school and be served loads of patties or chola bhaturas from Nathu's downed with liters of what else but Campa.

Sports days meant Campa, free periods meant Campa - but birthdays were the most special. Any friend's birthday meant a crate full of Campa for all and sundry. But this lot was hardly ever consumed - instead it was used to drench the birthday boy and girl to the point that his clothes would stink of the stuff for weeks. That done, the were carried off to the school pool and dunked in a ceremony worthy of the Republic Day parade!

Campa was what we grew up on, but the fizz for the company didn't last forever. The liberalization of the 90s meant that Coke and Pepsi returned to India with a vengeance. While Parle rolled over and played dead within months of their arrival - Campa soldiered on. While the generations that grew it, stood by for a few years; Gen -X all but fell prey to the new age marketing of the Cola giants. Poor ol' Campa stood no chance, and its internal feuds only hastened its demise. It struggled somehow into the late 90s but it was too much to ask for. Our school canteen too gave up on Campa and switched to Pepsi, who even ended up being our hockey team sponsor and then one fine day, there was Campa no more....

But wait... did I see some freshly painted Campa signs? Were they really Campa bottles stacked neatly in a stall situated in one corner of the factory? My curiosity got the better of me and I asked the person manning the stall if it was really the real thing? Well almost - news is that a Haryana based group has taken over the rights to the Campa name and its formulation. Campa is alive again and being bottled in a plant in Haryana and being sold in Delhi in limited quantity.

Of course I bought a bottle and drank it straight down. The taste seemed alright, in fact good and certainly very different from Coke / Pepsi / Thums Up !! But was it really the same taste? Well frankly, I don't know.... after all I was having it after nearly 12 years !! Whatever it was.... it did bring memories of those days back again.

Don't know how long will the bubble last, but while you can... go have it

Friday, October 05, 2007

Poor Darth Vader

This is absolutely my favourite video on Youtube, there simply isn't anything funnier than this





Enjoy