Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Open Letter to ISI, LeT, Jaish, Al Qaida - et al

You fucking morons

You don't have the balls of an ant and you call yourself warriors, oh sorry holy warriors? Are half of you even literate enough to read what the Holy Quran says? Even if you did, I doubt if any of you even have an amoeba's IQ to decipher what the Prophet taught. Killing hundreds of innocent men, women and children going home after a hard day's work is not war in my book.. its a fucking act of cowardice which only low lifes, imbeciles and dick less turds like you can perform. You call this jehad right? I didn't know that jehad was about lobbing grenades at unsuspecting tourists, killing and maiming 6 year olds. I bet right now you and your masters would be watching the carnage on TV and rolling over in glee, after all only fucked up brains like yours can see the fun in it.

You want to fight for your relegion, fight for your Kashmir, fight against us infidels right? Then why don't you come out in the open and fight man to man? Why don't you wage open war upon India? I thought Allah's fighters had guts of steel, so why plant a bomb on the sly and run? Why don't to face our cannons head on? Forget the cannons, why don't you face me one to one? Trust me assholes, you will piss in your pants before you do that. I challenge you.. fight a straight fight and see who wins. But you won't because you don't have the balls. You won't even be able to look straight into my eyes. You are the worst scum this universe has ever produced and if you are dreaming of heaven after this then I am sorry.

For if there exists a God, A Allah or a Ram he will condemn you to the worst corner of hell. Because if he doesn't then he is no God... then he is one of you.

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

My favourite Chuck Norris Facts



Chuck Norris: The Mithun cum Rajnikanth cum Akshay Kumar of the Wild Wild West has a cult following on the Internet. Fans have collected their favorite facts about the über martial artist and posted them on this great site called www.chucknorrisfacts.com


Here are some of my personal favorites -
  1. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist
  2. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants
  3. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice
  4. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down
  5. Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a Delta Force marathon on Satellite TV
  6. Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch
  7. Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill
  8. When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket
  9. While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium
  10. And my personal favorite - There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.