Wednesday, July 05, 2006

My favourite Chuck Norris Facts

Chuck Norris: The Mithun cum Rajnikanth cum Akshay Kumar of the Wild Wild West has a cult following on the Internet. Fans have collected their favorite facts about the ├╝ber martial artist and posted them on this great site called

Here are some of my personal favorites -
  1. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist
  2. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants
  3. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice
  4. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down
  5. Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a Delta Force marathon on Satellite TV
  6. Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch
  7. Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill
  8. When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket
  9. While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium
  10. And my personal favorite - There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.


Bird said...

Come on how can these two not be one of the favourites??
“Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.”
“Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb”

Sidhusaaheb said...