Some more Chuck Norris Facts
1. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
2. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
3. If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
4. The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
5. In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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And here are some I made up
1. Chuck Norris is not barred from participating in the Olympics, he just considers the competition to be weak enough to stay away.
2. Chuck Norris is the Stig !!
3. Chuck Norris once came to Delhi, and then the Monkey Man disappeared
4 comments:
I absolutely adore the missile-loaded motorcycle he rode in Delta Force and wish I could have one for myself!
:P
As for Stig, I suppose we'll know his identity only when he retires and writes his memoirs a la Perry McCarthy.
My favorite Chuck Norris Fact was the one where he roundhouse kicked a guy so hard, that his leg broke the speed of light and went back in time and knocked off Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Atlantic
Funny post btw :)
- Serendipity
LOL at your post and LOL at Serendipity's comment!!!LOL!
Childwoman~
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