My habit of collecting 'interesting' profiles from Rediff Matchmaker continues.... here are a few more lovelies
Apologies to all those offended, in advance ..........
SV
I see my partner is good for my life.I am looking for partner is good target chess by she. I give help me in my life any time in my life. She never cut relations when I am going in the bad days.
** is good target chess? The first one, and I am stumped !!!
AS
Father: CA, Working in USA. Green card Holder Mother: MA,
Working as Teacher. Sister: BCA, Working with MNC.
** This family deals in abbreviations only. QED
SS
Hi, I am Shri, I am working in Railway in Delhi. i would like to have my partner sensible and broadminded. I want her to my friend first..my best friend. I am interested to know more about you..can we start please.
** So eager to start??? Wonder how will he keeps his hands off till the suhaagraat !!
BT
I AM SINGLE . AGE 30 .SERVICE IN PRIVATE FIRM FOR 5 YAEARS. I LEAVING GUWAHATI ASSAM. I AM STAYING WITH FATHER MOUTHER BROTHER, UNCLE & AUNT WITH SISTER COUSIN.
** If he is 'leaving' Guwahati then where is he going? And I love his Mouther ;-)
SL
I am midel class family.By father is Rtd. Engg.in Maharashtra
State Errigation Dept. My mother is house wife. we r three
brother & i am middle. my yelder brother is shop kipper. my last
brother is B.com IInd year. i am Bachelore Degree in B.sci.
Environmental Sci. & P.G.D.C.A. in Dr. B.A.M.U.,Aurangabad yet i
am working in New Bombay (Panvel)in Construction company.
*** he's middel, pluz hiz aggzent is louvely... wender how the shop kipper yelder bredher is ?
WA
Hi, It is said that to know feel the aroma of any beautiful
flower one should have it in his/her hand.. To be more precise
am not interested to speak all balderdash about myself
here.. Better catch me or contact me hat you can get after
giving me
** After your shayari, I have fainted, and so have all the girls who've gone through your profile. Dude, the day you get married, I'm going to chadhao sava rupaye ka prasad in Hanuman Temple.
JV
HI,I AM ONLY ONE PERSON NO MOTHER &FATHER WORKING IN FANCIALY CO AS TEM LEADER AND ALSO DOING SIDE BY SIDE ONE AGANCY OPERTING LOOKING GOOD LIFE PATTENER WHO UNDERSTOOD ME AND CARE ME ALSO INVOLED IN EVERY MOMENTES AND SHARE WITH ME.
** If he is only one person, then how can he be a TEM LEADER and also SIDE BY SIDE ONE AGANCY OPERTING? Something is fishy out here
MN
HI Everybody. Describing here myself, is as similar as responding
answers in Interview. So, I respire & Start Being an engineer,
Working in a Reputed company in India, Studied & Worked in Europe
for 5 years, Right Now love my parents & two Brothers,Family
values are important although when require, I can be liberal.Will
like a girl polite, enough caring, motivating, encouraging,
having basic human characteristics such as trying to speak truth,
not jealous, not angry young girl or cool,
** So he respires and starts being an engineer. I don't know what he'll become if he sneezes !!
17 comments:
man!!! what kinda hobby is that!!! i tell u is one of these persons ever happen to visit ur blog, they'll kill u, or hack ur blog!!!
nevertheless.. thats ur problem!!! hilarious stuff!
hilarious! :P
LOL...
I liked the last one the most....he is an engineer, have spent 5 years in europe...and right now, is in love with parents.... and wants gals who is not jealous...nw thats a superb requirement....:DDDD,I was wondering hw he cud measure that:-))))
Awesome list Shanx!!
Its hard to believe that you can get such gems.. pray tell me, whats the percentage of such gems? If its anything more than 5%, I'm gonna run through the matchmaking site to have some more fun!
Dear people,
You must know that this exercise was taken up painstakingly because the Nomad was busy looking for a suitable groom for his wife.
Really.
Man u had calling me ppl to read this stuff... hilarious!
I love the last one. Loves his folks right now. I do hope he sneezes though, he might just cure aids.
Not every in this world is as lucky as you have been when it came to education. It doesnt mean they have to be mocked!
** pranay - zis is called timepass!
** i'loser - thx ;-)
** chakoli - he's my fave too
** vrij - trust me the gems are almost 30-40% of the lot
** chandni - sometimes i wonder how my profile would have been like
** roflin - thx pal
** renovatio - :-D
** jk - take it easy pal, it's plain harmless fun, no offence to them
Dear Boy,
You know what's missing no? "Wanted girl with blend of traditional values and modern outlook".
Really also.
Regds
Unpredictable.
Aah well, some one had to catalog that... What a wonderful smorgasbord...
:D
haa....not too different from some FRANDSHIP requests that do the rounds on orkut :)
Loved the profiles...am busy wondering whether I should apply to the shaayar or only one person!
Boy,
I think you can do away with the names in profiles. Some names are so peculiar that, it will be hard to miss if you know that person, even remotely.
Not knowing English or not being articulate is not a crime, right!!?
Ok folks, on popular demand the real names of the people have been disguised. I guess it's only fair, once again apologies to those offended.
Pls don't take this too seriously, I am not ridiculing anybody.... think of it of laughing on a Lalu joke cracked in Laughter Challenge
hahahaha..quite an interesting hobby u got here~~
came over from Chandni's blog.. ;)
Priceless!
And then again, its not just about education, its also about people's expectations... Its like they're falling over themselves to make sure they dont miss anything
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