Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Things to expect this decade

The new decade has kicked off with a lunar crater being named after Shahrukh Khan. Here are more things you can expect over the next few years

1. The Ramalinga Raju Chair of Creative Accounting - to be set up at the Indian Institute of Banking & Finance and sponsored by Pricewaterhouse Coopers.

2. Dev Anand - the final instalment in the trilogy of films on human ageing,after The Curious Case of Benjamin Button and Paa

3. TRIPL - A new cricket series for Those Rejected by Indian Premier League

4. The Rakhi Sawant Channel - It's high time someone started that and spare us the misery of seeing her on the rest. As it is, she'd want one for herself once the programme Living with the Superstar goes on air

5. Rajini Kanth - The new name of Earth as proposed by the Association of Rajini Kanth Fan Clubs of India, more than eagerly supported by the Rajini Kanth fan club of Japan.

6. Mayawati - the new name of the universe as suggested by Mayawati herself


moi said...

Wow so many things coming up,clearly you meant it in a sarcastic way.

Sidhusaaheb said...

@Nomad: Let us not forget the Big Bull a. k. a. Harshad Mehta, while recognising talent for creating something out of nothing, since his exploits remain unparalleled.

While we are at it, we might as well suggest the setting up of a separate TV channel for the incorrigible Amar Singh as well.

@Moi: Please allow me to congratulate you for the great discovery that you have been able to make. :D

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