Saturday, July 18, 2009

The Buddha

One of his students asked Buddha, "Are you the messiah?"
"No", answered Buddha.
"Then are you a healer?"
"No", Buddha replied.
"Then are you a teacher?" the student persisted.
"No, I am not a teacher."
"Then what are you?" asked the student, exasperated.
"I am awake", Buddha replied.


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Image Details:
Camera: Canon EOS 350D Digital
Lens:
Canon EF 70-200mm F/4 L
Aperture: f/6.3
Shutter Speed: 1/500 sec
Focal Length: 163 mm
ISO Speed: ISO 200
Exposure : Manual

Friday, July 17, 2009

In thin air.... update

Last month, I'd written a post about problem's India's Air Force is facing due to a high rate of crashes as well as delays in the induction of the LCA. Here is an update on the same which underlines my point

I'd written...

"The programme was conceived in 1983 with the aim to have an indigenous aircraft to replace the 'aging' Mig-21 which were the backbone of the Indian Air Force and were nearly 15 years old then. Today, 26 years later - the LCA is yet to be inducted in the IAF and the Mig-21 is still the most numerous aircraft in the IAF's inventory. Out of a total fleet of some 630 combat aircraft, more than 200 are from the Mig-21 family. Even now, it isn't yet clear when then LCA would enter active combat service. 2012 is said to be the earliest when it is likely to happen.

The reasons for the LCA's delay are many - including those related to sanctions imposed by the US following the nuclear tests carried out by the BJP Govt in 1998, which meant that the project could not use the GE404 engine as planned. However, DRDO had also started parallel work on another engine called Kaveri which has practically failed all requisite tests in the last 23 years marking it as another dud that DRDO has produced. The initial versions of the plane, whenever it goes into serial production would be powered by Eurojet or GE engines.

The LCA project has exceeded Rs 10,000 crore in development costs. In 1996, the projected cost per unit was $10-17m which went up to $24m in 2001 and now it has gone up to $35m apiece!

That beggars one simple question? Why spend a gazillion bucks out of the taxpayers pocket to develop the LCA? Wouldn't it have been better to simply buy proper new aircraft and save money and lives from being lost?"

Now read this report from Flightglobal.com

"India's homegrown Tejas light combat aircraft is unlikely to be qualified by December 2010 as currently planned, with the date for its initial operational capability likely to be postponed.

The Aeronautical Development Agency now expects to conduct the first flight of limited series production aircraft LSP-3 no sooner than September. It has yet to integrate the platform's air data and digital flight control computers, or receive final software for its Israeli-sourced multi-mode radar.

Engine issues also continue to dog the Tejas effort. The Indian air force has ordered an initial batch of 20 General Electric F404-IN20-powered examples, but needs an improved aircraft with a power output of at least 20,225lb thrust (90kN) to meet its operational requirements.

Hindustan Aeronautics plans to produce a more powerful Mk II version of the Tejas, but the air force has recently rejected a proposal under which France's Snecma would have assisted India's Gas Turbine Research Establishment (GTRE) in completing development of the troubled indigenous Kaveri powerplant. The GTRE and Snecma are challenging the decision. "

Further, I had written ....

"The Indian Air Force today is struggling to maintain its inventory - back in 2007 the Air Chief Marshal had sent out a warning about the dwindling numbers - its 2009 and nothing has been done. Today, we are less than 32 squadrons strong whereas the minimum sanctioned strength of the IAF should be 39.5 squadrons. That's about 100 aircraft less than what we should be and this does not include the number of aircraft grounded for lack of spares.

As far as I can see, the situation will not improve even the next 3-4 years. The Mig-21s won't last beyond 2012. The Tejas would not be ready in significant numbers to fill that gap, nor would there be enough Sukhoi Su-30s. The Mig-29s are ageing and so is the Mig 27 / Jaguar fleet. The MRCA is still a competition and lord knows when the first plane would be bought.

At this rate by 2012 we simply will not have enough aircraft to protect both the Chinese and Pakistani borders. The government needs to realize this soon or we'll flying without wings in thin air. The government needs to realize this soon or we'll flying without wings in thin air."

Now one comes across another report on Flightglobal which quotes Defence Minister, AK Antony. It says and I quote

"An average of one fixed-wing military aircraft crashed every month in India during the past three years, with the country's defence minister telling parliament that most of the losses were due to "human errors and technical defects".

AK Antony told legislators that 37 fixed-wing aircraft have crashed since 1 April 2006, with 19 helicopters also having been lost during the same period. Together, the incidents resulted in the deaths of 34 military personnel....

The modernisation of the Indian air force has taken on added urgency due to a spate of accidents that mainly involved the service's older Russian-made fighters. Antony said earlier this month that there have been 22 crashes involving MiG fighters since 1 April 2006.

An Indian competition to buy 126 medium multirole combat aircraft is at the field evaluation stage, and a contract is likely to be signed in the 2010-11 financial year. New Delhi had hoped to begin taking delivery of its first new aircraft from 2012, but industry sources widely expect this to slip."

I am sure the Defence Strategists in China and Pakistan must reading this situation with glee, while I can hardly fathom what our own people are up to.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Paimona

A brilliant mathematician and astronomer, Omar Khayyam was also a wonderful poet. His Rubaiyat is considered to be a landmark in Persian poetry.

Recently, a sample of his amazing work was rendered in the most touching fashion by the Pakistani duo Zeb & Haniya during a performance at Coke Studio 2.



Here are the original lyrics in Dari (a form of Pashto mixed with Farsi) and the English translation.

Paimana Bideh Ki Khumaar Astam..
Paimana Bideh Ki Khumaar Astam..
Man Aashiq-e Chashm-e Mast-e-Yarastam..
Man Aashiq-e Chashm-e Mast-e-Ya...rastam..
Bidee Bidee Ki Khumoor Astam..
Paimana Bideh Ki Khumaar Astam..

Chashmat Ki Ba ahoo-e Khutan Mimanad..
Ruyat Ba Gulab Haa-e Chaman Mimanad...
Gul Rob-e Kunaid Waraq Waraq Bu-e Kunaid
Ba Lalaezar Be Watam Mi Ayad.......

Paimana Bideh Ki Khumaar Astam
Paimana Bideh Ki Khumaar Astam..
Man Aashiq-e Chashm-e Mast-e-Yarastam
Man Aashiq-e Chashm-e Mast-e-Ya...rastam
Bideh Bideh Ki Khumaar Astam....
Paimana Bideh Ki Khumaar Astam....

Az Amadan-e Tagar Khabar Mi Daashtan...
Pesh-e Qadamat Kucha Ra Gul Mi Kashtan...
Gul Mi Kashtan, Gul-e Gulab Mi Kashtan..
Khak-e Qadamat Pad-e Dam-e War Daashtan...
Paimana Bideh...

Paimana Bideh...
Paimana Bideh... Ki Khumaar Astam
Paimana Bideh Ki Khumaar Astam..
Man Aashiq-e Chashm-e Mast-e-Yarastam
Man Aashiq-e Chashm-e Mast-e-Ya....rastam
Bideh Bideh... Wai Wai
Bideh Bideh... Wai.. Wai Wai
Bideh Bideh Ki Khumaar Astam
Paimana Bideh Ki Khumaar....... Astam....

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Bring me the glass so I may lose myself
Bring me the glass so I may lose myself
I am in love with my beloved's intoxicating eyes
I am in love with my beloved's intoxicating eyes
Bring, bring so i may lose myself
Bring me the glass so I may lose myself

Your eyes light up the garden of Khutan
Your face lights up the roses in the gardens
Face like a flower, it gives petals their fragrance
The Land of my beloved is Lalazar

Bring me the glass so I may lose myself
Bring me the glass so I may lose myself
I am in love with my beloved's intoxicating eyes
I am in love with my beloved's intoxicating eyes
Bring, bring so i may lose myself
Bring me the glass so I may lose myself

If I hear of your arrival
I will spread a carpet of flowers under your feet
Spread flowers, spread rose flowers
I will sacrifice myself at the dust of your feet
Bring the glass...

Bring the glass...

Bring me the glass so I may lose myself
I am in love with my beloved's intoxicating eyes
I am in love with my beloved's intoxicating eyes
Bring, bring..
Bring, bring..
Bring, bring so i may lose myself
Bring me the glass so I may lose myself
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Thanks to Faiz and mahwish1 for the lyrics

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Hobbies

I am the administrator of a hobby group which encompasses a website and a mailing list. Over the years as the membership has grown, there seems to be this mad rush to show off one's knowledge about the subject or be one of the most popular and respected photographers in the group and so on.

In an effort to achieve that, people seem to be resorting to cheap tactics, deriding others, calling each other names and God knows what else. I even know of incidents when a chap changed the settings of another one's camera so that his photos would be below par!

I come across many such cases these days, and today I even had to suspend two members who got down to abuses just to prove one is more knowledgable than the other.

Has the word 'hobby' taken a new meaning these days?

Friday, July 10, 2009

Chuck Norris Facts - II

Some more Chuck Norris Facts


1. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

2. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

3. If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

4. The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

5. In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

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And here are some I made up

1. Chuck Norris is not barred from participating in the Olympics, he just considers the competition to be weak enough to stay away.

2. Chuck Norris is the Stig !!

3. Chuck Norris once came to Delhi, and then the Monkey Man disappeared

Wednesday, July 08, 2009

An inspirational feel good post

Sometime ago, I'd written a feel-good post on how our life are better than what we think it is.

Now, my favourite cartoonist Stephen Pastis has done a feel good post on his blog (which is a MUST READ) and I'd like to reproduce it here for the benefit of one and all

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An Inspirational Feel-Good Post to Share With Any of Your Friends or Neighbors Who Could Really Use a Boost Today

July 7, 2009
I just read a book on Genghis Khan. I learned three things.

1) Genghis Khan’s warriors ate koumiss. Koumiss is fermented mare’s milk. Sometimes they would let it harden in the sun so they could snack on it later. Think of it as a poor man’s Frito.

2) When out of koumiss, these guys drank their own horse’s blood. Straight from the horse’s vein. Sometimes they’d let the blood harden like they did the koumiss, so they’d have two snacks later. Mongol warriors were just loaded with snacks.

3) When these warriors stepped out of line, their punishment was to be wrapped in huge woven rugs. That might sound okay, but consider this. They were then trampled by horses.

In all the other moments of their day, they were trying not to be killed in battle. And it was below freezing. And nobody bathed.

So if you are having a bad day today because the fax didn’t go through, or the Chevy wouldn’t start, look at the bright side:

You are not chomping on fermented mare’s milk.

Friday, July 03, 2009

Happy for them

It has finally happened.

And I am very happy for the homosexual community. Years ago, as a teenager - I was introduced to homosexuality in the worst way possible. I was accosted by gays in parks, in elevators, on the road and even in railway reservation queues. Every homosexual I met, wanted to have me. So it was only natural for me to look at them with suspicion, disgust and even fear.

But of late my perception changed as I met normal, regular people like you and I who just happened to be gay. The more I spoke to them, I realized that there was nothing wrong with them - they just happened to be wired differently if I may put it that way. At the end of the day, it was just a matter of choice - like choosing butter chicken over pizza.

I am glad that my perception changed, because the ones I know today happen to be good friends. And I am glad that the powers to be today recognize their freedom of choice. A big 'up for the gay community, and a big 'up for the Indian judiciary. Now lets just hope that there are others around who change their perception about them, the way I changed.

Wednesday, July 01, 2009

The trouble...

....with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it - Chinese proverb